WTF // FROM THE CRUNK VINEYARDS OF NAPA VALLEY

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Just when you thought the Rap game couldn’t get any more sophisticated, Lil’ Jon has moved beyond stale world of poppin’ bottles of Cristal and unveiled his own line of wine, Little Jonathon. I swear to you, we are not making this up. No, really…it’s true, Little Jonathon Winery. Our question is, how do you order it? “May I have a bottle of the Merlot”, “WHAAAT!?”, “May I have a bottle of the Merlot”, “WHAAAT?!?”, “May I please have a bottle of Little Jonathon Merlot”, “OHHHHHHKAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!”. So, when you want to have a nice evening with the misses filled with roses and romance, have a bottle of Little Jonathon fine vintage wine before you Skeet Skeet Skeet Mutha Fuckaaaaa. Still don’t believe us, check the website.

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3 Responses to “WTF // FROM THE CRUNK VINEYARDS OF NAPA VALLEY”

  1. brie Says:

    that’s fuckin hilarious

  2. brie Says:

    that post is hilarious

  3. Eric M Says:

    Yo, this post straight had my dyin’ man. Yo, beyond funny man. Do more like this.

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