Archive for the ‘WTF’ Category

PHILOSOPHICAL ENLIGHTENMENT FROM GREAT SCHOLERS FOR THE NEW YEAR

January 3, 2009

As you can see from the example below, great philosophers have been pondering the same puzzle of what it is to be and as time goes on they go deeper by simplifying the great questions first posed by the Greeks.  So in the New Year, keep this in mind:

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Happy New Year from Deviant Decorum

WTF // ON PURPOSE OR HAPPY ACCIDENT?

December 23, 2008

So, I was checking on the Deviant Decorum MySpace page, you should add us, http://www.myspace.com/deviantdecorum , for updates. Anyway, I was signing into myspace the other day and saw something funny on the home page.  I wonder when they are doing the layout the designers realize the comedy in putting Ashley Simpson Motherhood and a Horror Movie ad on the same little content box, because they do seem like the same thing, right?  Or, was it a little inside joke?  Like, you remember all that crazy stuff hidden stuff in the Disney movies, the priest’s massive boner bouncing around in the Little Mermaid?   So, when I saw this I had good laugh, because after reading the headline, that’s what I felt like on the inside, an attractive, scared, screaming girl…covered in water. picture-11

WTF // UNINTENTIONALLY SEXUAL COMIC STRIPS

December 2, 2008

After all the gorging and interventions that Thanksgiving brings, I thought let’s kick it on the lighter side and peek and some comics. These strips are from the days of when a Dime Piece was a Dame and Drive-By’s were done by men in three-piece suits.  For your awkward enjoyment, here are some hilarious unintentionally sexual comics that aided in digestion.

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WTF?! // WE CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. BUT THEIR PARENTS DID…

July 24, 2008

We are usually not the “copy and paste” type of blog. We actually like writing our own stuff for other people to copy/paste. But, every now and then you come across something that you just can’t help but hit Apple-C, Apple-V. This is one of those moments:

(CNN) — A New Zealand judge has made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name can be changed from Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, the country’s national news agency reported Thursday.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt listed a series of unusual names that New Zealand parents had given their children, and said he was concerned that such strange monikers would create hurdles for them as they grew up.

“It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap,” the New Zealand Press Association quoted the judge as saying.

Among the names Murfitt cited: twins named Benson and Hedges — after a brand of cigarettes; Violence; and Number 16 Bus Shelter.

Some parents had named children after six-cylinder Ford cars, the news agency reported.

The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi — a staple food in Polynesian cuisine — and Sex Fruit.

A lawyer for Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii said the girl is so embarrassed by her name that friends know her as “K.”

Last month, a judge in the U.S. state of Illinois allowed a school bus driver to legally change his first name to “In God” and his last name to “We Trust.”

But an appeals court in the state of New Mexico ruled against a man — named Variable — who wanted to change his name to a two-word phrase that contains a four-letter expletive and expresses opposition to censorship.”

Article Via CNN (look we even linked the source!)

WTF // FROM THE VAULTS OF TRUE HIP-HOP

May 22, 2008

We stumbled across a gem of a video that defines Hip-Hop culture and the culmination of all it’s efforts to “keep it real” even when used in cinema. I think the most important lesson learned is that no matter how “funky” he is ladies, all you need is a friend with magical teenage voodoo powers to make you a rap star too. So, from the Vaults of True Hip-Hop I bring you this scene for your “keeping it real” education, from the critically acclaimed film Teen Witch, we present TOP THAT!

Watch. Learn. Repeat.

WTF // THE TERROR GNOME

March 21, 2008

So a pretty little bird sent this gem our way, apparently a gnome has been stalking the streets in the small town of General Guemes in Argentina. He appears in the night terrorizing youngsters with his side strutting gnomeness. Here’s the article (just as funny as the video) via The Sun:

“A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a ‘creepy gnome’ that locals claim stalks the streets at night. The midget – which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk – was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters. Teenager Jose Alvarez – who filmed the gnome – yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina. He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning. “I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking. “Suddenly we heard something – a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones. “We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid.” Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome. He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out – just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now. “One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”

WTF // R.I.P. HIP-HOP

March 10, 2008

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Well Nas predicted it in late 2006 with the album, “Hip Hop is Dead” and now it seems the soothsayer’s words have come true. Deviant Decorum has learned and confirmed that current Hollywood trainwreck Lindsey Lohan is back in the studio making a Hip-Hop album. I’ll give you a minute to let that sink in. Miss Leave Me Alohan is quoted as saying, “I’m recording right now [with] Motown and being in the studio again has been really great.” Sorry Lindsey, Amy Whinehouse already has the market cornered on jams about rehab. Oh, and speaking of Miss Whinehouse, she’s getting ready to release a line of cosmetics and hair wraps. So if you ever want to get that “junkie sneaking heroin into prison to your abusive boyfriend” look, now you know where to find it.

WTF // FROM THE CRUNK VINEYARDS OF NAPA VALLEY

March 7, 2008

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Just when you thought the Rap game couldn’t get any more sophisticated, Lil’ Jon has moved beyond stale world of poppin’ bottles of Cristal and unveiled his own line of wine, Little Jonathon. I swear to you, we are not making this up. No, really…it’s true, Little Jonathon Winery. Our question is, how do you order it? “May I have a bottle of the Merlot”, “WHAAAT!?”, “May I have a bottle of the Merlot”, “WHAAAT?!?”, “May I please have a bottle of Little Jonathon Merlot”, “OHHHHHHKAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!”. So, when you want to have a nice evening with the misses filled with roses and romance, have a bottle of Little Jonathon fine vintage wine before you Skeet Skeet Skeet Mutha Fuckaaaaa. Still don’t believe us, check the website.